Pink Falls From The Sky In Germany

By Mark Lorenz on July 15th, 2010


If there’s one thing that’ll never grow tiring, it’s watching pop stars trip and fall, whilst doing ridiculous stunts to sell their songs. It’s like in the 80’s when Blackie Lawless would set stuff on fire – but he’d still be singing songs by WASP.

Lady Gaga has fallen in her ridiculous heels, Beyonce has been distracted by her weave and spastic head movements more times on stage than can be counted, and now Pink has fallen from the sky in her harness. Whilst singing about being a rock star. So the chain of events went something like this – Pink’s minions hooked her up to a harness that allowed her to fly, she started to fly, but then fell eight feet onto a stage. Which is comedic, yet unfortunate. But I like Pink. She seems to have more personality than most pop stars could muster in her pinkie, so when she fell out of the sky at a German concert, it’s unfortunate, but still comedic. Because she cursed like a sailor. Keep on rocking, Pink.

Thankfully, Pink is fine, and will be singing about being a rock star and you making love passionately to your hand for many more years. She’s hot.

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