Come for the music, stay for the violation.
If you know anything about the Neverland Ranch, you know that it’s a place where dreams went to die, or at least grow old and creepy. And where Michael Jackson would climb a tree to write songs.
But besides being a standing momento to everything that Michael Jackson stood for – egotism, insane emotional stuntage, and trying to install a voicebox in a monkey – they might turn the Neverland Ranch into a state park. So Michael Jackson’s creepy lovenest will be mentioned in the same breath as Yellowstone National Park or the Grand Canyon. And it’ll be preserved forever, for people that are stuck in the early 80’s and late 70’s.
Seriously. The only thing the Neverland Ranch is good for is as a monument to celebrity gone wrong. Have you ever marveled at the fact that people wanted to, at one point, have sex with Michael Jackson? Think about that. People at one point wanted to have sex with Michael Jackson, in droves.
But now, it’s been more than a year since Jackson’s passing, and everything in his legacy besides the music, wreaks of unspeakable sadness. Making a state park out of his fairy-land would just be ten types of insane.
Comments
kylie
July 15th, 2010 - 11:45:28 AM
what does this have to do with people wanting to have sex with him? if people are attracted to him that's their perogavtive. Neverland is an amazing place, it was a place for michael to relax and have fun since he couldn't go out in public without being mobbed. He shared his home with kids who were disadvantaged and some fmaily to advantage of his kindness. It's a shame when people try to turn a beautiful place into something it's not.
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L'Tanya
July 15th, 2010 - 2:08:38 PM
You should be ashamed to call yourself a writer. You should first learn to write about facts if you have any integrity. think about this..."Celebrity gone wrong" may largely come as a result of writers such as yourself... spreading venim!!! This article reaks with sarcasm, and negative information. Michael is a legend, and was a very beautiful person. I never once fantasized of him sexually. Who are you?
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None of your business
July 15th, 2010 - 2:37:45 PM
Wow. This piece of bull crap is proof that there are still retards from the '90s living in their mother's basement and trying to act like they actually know what's going on in the world. I know at least 30 people that would die for MJ, and have never once had a sexual fantasy about him. Not once. Sure, there are people out there that might.... but does that give you the right to stereotype all MJ fans as freaks that try to get with him every time he walks outside? The only people that mob him like that are the paparazzi, and I wouldn't be one bit surprised if this article came from one of the paps that harassed him unceasingly. I wasn't an MJ fan until 2007, but I knew enough for the 26 years before that to not call him a child molester or a "celebrity gone wrong" or whatever other bull crap the media throws around these days. This was obviously written by a socially naive fool that is trying to impress his mother by showing off his faulty information on the internet. Move out of your mommy's house and put on your big boy panties, asshole.
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whitespider
December 27th, 2010 - 8:15:06 PM
Mr Mark Lorenz, you are so ignorant, who are you to speak for the fans. What do you know really? I am sure you believe your own trash. But if I were you I would quit while I was ahead. Rethink what you are saying, you come across as being mentally challenged. Neverland Ranch would make a good state park. Michael Jackson was abused by the media for years. The man couldn't have a private moment without some asshole trying to take his picture.People got rich off of Michael Jackson. People who told lies for profit. If you did any research at all you would know this. You could do something better with your time couldn't you? But I bet no one taught you any manners.
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