Is it 2012 yet? Because I’m ready. Jesus, take the wheel.
Well, that didn’t take long. That didn’t take long at all, did it? As soon as you let the crazy Playgirl-posing sheep out of the fold, they will run back when the money’s running out.
Or at least, that’s how it seems. Were you tired about all the stories about Levi Johnston, super-redneck clogging the interwebs? Or about how Levi Johnston had the inside dirt about the Palin family, which seemed like a more-retarded version of the Stepford wives mixed with the Beverly hillbillies? Well, you’re going to hear about them a lot more. Because Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin have decided to do the world a favor and get back together
Maybe he heard about her 250,000 dollar speaking fees for anyone dumb enough to pay them. Maybe they reconnected during the custody hearings, which is the word on the street. Or maybe God has decided to smite everyone simultaneously, so we’ll have to hear stories about their passionate love until the end of time. And was too bored to create another level of hell.
But of course, to make the covers of magazines, or to make an easy paycheck, they had to keep their relationship on the DL from Mama Palin. Because who know what she’d do?
Probably complain and ramble to the media. Same as usual.
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