The Swiss Will Not Give Up Roman Polanski

By Mark Lorenz on July 12th, 2010

The Swiss have decided to hold onto Roman Polanski. Clearly, there are a few more birthday parties they want him to arrange before he comes over – and a few more productions of Romeo and Juliet he needs to stage. Starring himself.

Roman Polanski has had an interesting year. First, he was taken into custody by Swiss authorities while on his way to get an award, then he was released to his expensive chalet, and now he’s basically going to be wandering around Europe, free to do whatever it is that he wants to do. To clarify, Roman Polanski drugged a girl with Quaaludes during a ‘modeling shoot’ in 1977, then proceeded to violate her in every hole she had. And Hollywood didn’t think he should be brought to justice because, if you’re able to cobble together patchwork stories about the Holocaust and piano playing, that pretty much trumps any sort of crime you can commit.

‘I know I shot a police officer in the face, but c’mon man. I made Cats and Dogs in 3D.’

I think Roman should be put in jail, simply for ARRANGING modeling shoots with an underage girls. That’s like, the worst pick-up line in the world. They’re underage girls. Unless you’re a midget you can just hold them down, amirite?

Comments

  1. John

    July 12th, 2010 - 9:01:44 PM

    Seems like the samething everyone did with M. Jackson. He molested kids and no one cares, why cause he made Thriller.

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