MORE Mel Gibson Craziness Escapes

By Mark Lorenz on July 12th, 2010

Mel Gibson is the equivalent of blogging Christmas. Every time he does something crazy, we get a million more hits or so. So it pleases the interwebs to know that that train ain’t stopping. Not until it gets off at Jew Central Station.

Radar Online has leaked a second Mel Gibson tape today, this time it’s an eight-minute rant. Eight minutes? Eight minues?! Who stays on the phone while somebody yells at them for eight minutes? Mel Gibson is the Dennis Miller of domestic abuse. I can barely old a conversation for three, much less pepper it with hateful references about other races and faiths.

I love that these tapes are being released one by one. It’s like we’re ordering an encyclopedia set dedicated to crazy, with new installments every day. Part one is how to make sure your wife doesn’t dress provocatively, part two is about gardening. Because he threatens to put his ex in a rose garden. As in kill her. Because he’s capable of it. Mel Gibson knows how to give the ladies wetties. In the new tape, Mel goes off on his ex Oksana, calling her a cunt and threatens to kill her. Also included? That she should just fucking blow him, then get a bat to the side of the head.

Someone needs to compile these into hateful haikus. Stat.

‘Before the packs of n*****

I’ll bury you with roses

And then you’ll blow me’

Fin.