Japan never ceases to amaze me. Between being the home to the greatest perverts in history and balancing the cutest exports, they’ve now managed to serve beer on a plane.
ON DRAFT. They’ve managed to install beer kegs on planes. We still are battling cancer, and AIDs is closer to being solved, but we can get beer in a plane in a variety of different ways.. I predict that this will only end badly. With Japanese stewardesses showering each other with beer, and when you buy your ticket, it doesn’t actually tell you a real destination, it just says you’re going to ‘PARTY CITY’. And it’s one way. CUE THE GUITAR.
ANA is now the first airline in the world that will be serving draft beer kegs. Until now, silly things like air pressure prevented the kegs from making your flight more leisurely and bro-ey, but now you’re going to crush a few bro. You’re going to crush them in the air, and being at high altitudes makes you get drunk quicker.
You listening, bro? I’m just going to pound these and read my in-flight magazine. There’s an article about how buying hot-dog cookers is way easier than cooking a hot dog by yourself.
Beer me.
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