Rachel Dratch has sex. I’m as shocked as you are, as she was probably the most attractive woman on Saturday Night Live – in bizarro world.
Rachel Dratch was the gremlin who lived in the 30 Rockefeller building from the late 90’s to the middle oughties, bringing her joyful face and charming character acting to a variety of roles that ranged from crazy old lady, to party downer, to weirdo who won’t stop talking sex with Will Farrell. All in all, she had an impressive run on Saturday Night Live, followed by several years of sewing, or doing whatever it is that she does. So she’s been off the map for a few years, but re-emerged recently at an event, toting a baby belly to rival her friend Amy Poehler’s.
Which means at age 44, she’s been impregnated by a mysterious man. A man who hasn’t revealed himself to the world yet, because as I would do – he realizes the value in being anonymous. He probably doesn’t want to go through life being known as the guy who knocked up Rachel Dratch.
I’m eager to see what her baby will look like. If it actually looks like her, or will come out of the womb to run away and live under and guard a magic bridge.
