Kesha, you know, the girl with the most annoying voice in pop music. I dare you to find a more annoying voice than Kesha’s. Shakira’s English voice doesn’t even come close to the aural horror of listening to ‘Blah, blah, blah’ or ‘Tik Tok’. If I’m at one more party where somebody says the party don’t start till they walk in, the party will end with arson. That’s a promise, son.
I never know whether or not to spell her name with a dollar sign or without. I mean, it’s so important to the pronunciation of her name and her image as a pop star. Also important with keeping an easily influenced teeny fanbase? Not having pictures of yourself topless and covered in jizz leaked onto the internet where people can find them easily. This morning, Perezhilton.com posted a picture of what appeared to be Kesha topless, with manseed covering her stomach. It was leaked by a DJ who also leaked one of Kesha’s tracks. Although having sex with producers to get tracks is a common practice in Hollywood, they usually don’t take pictures of the aftermath.
But they should. Because it causes hilarious problems. The picture was removed, but hopefully making the internet rounds again in a matter of hours.