In Colombia, they know how to party. They know how to party hard, and have for decades.
That is, if you can ignore the kidnappings, murders, and Shakira. It’s hard to ignore Shakira. She will sneak up on you in the night, and shake her hips until you tap out. I’ve seen it happen. It’s like watching an angel fall into a volcano….what were we talking about?
Yes. Columbia. They have cocaine. Moldable, sellable cocaine. Specifically, in the form of a World Cup trophy. Whereas the actual trophy is made of 14k karat gold and probably has a resale value that’s priceless. Only World Cup winners and world leaders are allowed to touch the real trophy. However, police confiscated a replica of the World Cup in Columbia during a check of a mail warehouse in Bogota that would be worth 1.5 million dollars on the street.
Just lying there. In a mail warehouse. It was found inside a package bound for Madrid with team jerseys for the remaining teams in the WC semis.
So they’re sending cocaine through the mail now? What are they, an 80’s hair-metal band? I love the World Cup. It brings out the party in everyone. 50 bucks says the replica was headed to Maradona’s summer estate.
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