Justin Bieber Going To North Korea

By Mark Lorenz on July 5th, 2010

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If there’s something that I don’t understand and never will, it’s this generation’s teen heartthrobs. Literally, between Justin Bieber, Zac Efron, and Taylor Lautner, we’ve proven that you can take a plank of wood and create a media frenzy out of it.

Thankfully, we have internet pranksters who fully understand and can exploit the media’s attempts at infiltrating the age of technology. Specifically, ones who want to send Justin Bieber to North Korea. Bieber’s been through a patch of hilarity from people who have a sense of humor and access to the internet, having to deny that he has syphilis, that he is in fact a dead man, and that his mom is going to pose for Playboy. But now? He might be shipped off to North Korea.

Justin Bieber’s management, likely being elderly white men, decided to do a contest to send the teen pop star to whatever country voted for the most for him. You can see where this is going. The internet decided that the places Justin Bieber needed to go the most were North Korea and Israel, due to dueling campaigns to send Bieber to North Korea and/or Palestine. Only one problem — the citizens of North Korea don’t have internet access. And if Bieber does agree to go to North Korea, he’ll have to have his travel proposal approved by the UN before he preforms.

Enjoy, traveling, Bieber. And enjoy rehab in the next eight years.