You gotta love socialites. They’re not intelligent enough to hide their drugs or herpes, but lawdy, they know where all the hot spots are.
Paris Hilton has been detained in South Africa for possession of marijuana. Or as the locals call it – dagga. I think that it’s hilarious that marijuana has a myriad of slang names, some of which I’ll never learn and the others that I’ll never heard of. Oh, Paris. You’ve come a long way from being the toast of Hollywood, with television development deals, energy drinks, and perfumes. Now people see that you’ve aged physically, but not mentally – and there’s nothing grosser than a girl still clutching a teacup dog still starring on television shows to try to find her best friend. Paris appeared in a special FIFA court around midnight, South Africa time – to explain why she was rocking the ganj while watching the beautiful game.
Hilton was previously arrested for a DUI, and failed to show up in court – famously causing her to be thrown into a cop car whilst weeping. She vowed to re-evaluate the role partying had played in her life.
Really, what else do socialites have? Not every rich family can be like the Ronsons, and birth talent. The rest will be like your typical rich kids – boring as hell, and trying their best to pretend like they’re not.
So don’t give your stash to Paris Hilton. It’s a waste of weed.
