Avatar is the biggest grossing film of all time. It’s made over 2 billion dollars, and that’s without the re-release that James Cameron is planning for later this year. He could have his pick of projects.
Conversely, the Black-Eyed Peas are one of the most successful groups in music. Despite their incredibly generic sound and easily digestible lyrics – maybe because – they’re known the world over for providing safe, danceable club-anthems. Their members have branched out into fashion, DJ’ing, online video websites, and a myriad of other projects.
So how weird would it be if they somehow managed to join forces? And create a movie/music experience that’ll gross at least 3 billion dollars? I’d probably shoot myself in the jaw, but apparently, they’re collaborating together. To bring you the 3D-iest, dreadlockediest, music experience that millions of dollars can give you. You’ll be able to feel the pee rain down from the sky as Fergie accidentally soils herself from being too drunk. You’ll be able to feel Taboo’s hair smack against your face, and will.i.am’s rueful glare.
Best yet? They’re going to provide a storyline for the backstage footage the Peas provide. Which I can’t wait for them to caption. Here’s a sample.
Apl.de.ap: Yo, I can’t wait to eat this cheese tray.
Fergie: Why?
Apl.de.ap: To avenge the man who killed my father.
Comments
James Cameron
July 3rd, 2010 - 8:03:37 AM
Thank you all for buying into my craptastic film Avatar. While the rest of the country is unemployed, I'm basking in wealth. You must bow before the greatness of my genius film making.I want to thank you all for making me Billions for my passable at best film Avatar! P.S Go see Avatar again, because i re released Avatar in 4-d! SUCKERS!
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