Rumors have been swirling about Tiger Woods paying out a lot of money because – you can insert your own golf joke here – he stuck his manbits in a lot of wandering tail.
But the sums rumored have been astronomical. 750 million dollars for Elin Nordegren. 750 million dollars. That’s more than the GDP of several states put together, and I’m sure several countries. For marrying a man who golfs and popping out kids. Never mind that it’s a ridiculous sum of money, somehow, a golfer managed to make about a billion dollars. There’s a story somewhere about corporate America branding things ridiculously. Do you think anyone buys products because Tiger Woods does? Are you going to run out and buy a Buick just because your favorite celebrity athlete hawks them?
If so, you’re an idiot. Inside sources say that Tiger’s divorce payout will be far less than 750 million dollars, as the golfer isn’t even worth that much. He’s still worth more than you’ll ever be worth, just not 750 million.
But think of how much 750 million could get you, if Elin were to even get that much money. You could buy all the brothels in Europe for that amount, and synthesize the sort of super-disease that Tiger Woods is probably walking around with. Grody.
This divorce settlement amount is well deserved since it may be for a complete package for both, Elin and the children and Tiger is demanding from Elin a lifetime of silence. It is very wise of Elin to demand that Tiger never expose their children to any future female companions ”unless he is married to said person.” I commend Elin for being a caring and loving mother and for having her priorities right. Tiger is the one who caused irreparable damage to the marriage and the dissolution of the family unit with his adulterous, reckless and irresponsible behavior. Tiger, reportedly, had unprotected sex with multiple promiscuous partners, potentially exposing Elin to life threatening conditions such as STD, HIV, hepatitis, herpes, uterine cancer, etc. Some of these conditions can be dormant and could take years to show up. Tiger Woods humiliated his family in front of the world causing them enough hurt, pain and suffering that will scar them for the rest of their lives! Tiger Woods used his wife and children to earn millions projecting a false image of integrity as a devoted husband and family man, while living a sordid life in private. I applaud Elin for her courage, dignity and poise during this horrid ordeal and wish her and her precious children all the best for the future!!!
Well if we can throw in might haves and could be scenarios then how do we know Elin Woods didn’t know about it? How do we know she even cared, because no woman has ever married a rich man for money. I don’t like Tiger Woods and I don’t think anyone is worth a ten digit payout for wearing a pair of shoes or driving a certain car but this believing that her “silence” is worth three quarters of a billion dollars even from a p.o.s like Woods is stupid. What is he getting out of this “silence” other than her not badmouthing him after taking a huge chunk of his money? Just because he is a dog doesn’t mean she is a saint and this is what is being said. No this is nothing more than another incidence of a man being raked over the coals in a divorce, that Woods deserves it more than the average man because of his lousy behavior is no excuse to accept that a potential payout of 750,000,000 dollars is reasonable, I find it doubtful that she wouldn’t be after as much as possible if it was just another typical divorce either. The fact that they live in a no-fault state and that for once it actually had the potential to benefit a man for once does make one wonder exactly what her “silence” is worth though. As for the kids lets be honest, no matter the circumstances he wouldn’t have gotten them anyway most likely.
Are you kidding me? Lets think of this. She was a nanny when they met. So yes she did give up a lucrative career. He was already loaded (rich) when the met. She has two jobs. 1. Have Kids. 2. Do tiger. How do we know she was even doing that? So he stepped out on her which was wring so is that the going rate for embarassing your wife the model/nanny? Also if it does get ugly in the divorce maybe Tiger will stop covering for the victim who everyone knows smacked him in the face with a club. Ironic isnt it? Would’nt a man go to jail for that?