File this under the list of things I wished I thought of.
Snopp Dogg is a genius. I don’t know if he thinks as himself as a performance artist, popping up in everything from True Blood to cross-marketing with Cadillac to making Bollywood movies to doing just about everything you’d ever need to do to make yourself an international rap icon, but the man is clearly on top of his game. How far on top? Man, the game can’t even hold him. The game is exporting him to other countries – which he is then trying to rent out.
Yes, proving that excess knows no limits this fourth of July weekend, we have Snoop Dogg. Trying to rent out the entire country of Lichentenstein. Yes. Lichtenstein. The tiny European country with 35,000 residents. That sound you’re hearing is Danielle Steele fainting. Snoop Dogg has found a way to fulfill Danielle Steele’s fantasies. Snoop was going to shoot a video recently, and instead of opting for the traditional rented out rooftop encircled by helicopters and bitches with parachutes, he opted to try to rent out the entire country.
I love how ridiculous the world can get. Especially when high. Especially then. Snoop Dogg, we at Manolith salute you. For being the coolest man alive.
