Paranormal Activity was one of the highest grossing low-budget movies of all time. Which means one thing and one-thing only: there will be a sequel.
Probably more than one. Ten years from now, we’ll be staring down the face of Paranormal Activity 15: Paranormal Ear-Fucking. Where an entity sneaks up in the night, and does bad things to your orifices in the names of demons – which, by the way, is exactly how I felt walking out of the theater after watching the first movie. Seriously. It’s like having a job as a security guard for 45 minutes, and for the other 45, working as a marriage counselor. Never have I been in a movie theater and wanted two characters to get eaten by a demon more. In addition, if you were seeing a girl who failed to tell you that she had a demon following her – wouldn’t that be a dealbreaker? I would’ve chucked her out on her demon appealing ass, and made sure that I changed my locks. And let her deal with the problem.
Chivalrous? No. Practical? Yes. The next movie looks just as creepy as the first. Which all hinges on your definition of creepy. I find time-codes incredibly creepy.
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