Finally, a movie concept I could get behind.
Christina Hendricks is one of the hottest women alive. But really, hot women don’t ever think they’re hot. Which makes me angry and aroused, simultaneously.
Most recently, she revealed that she’d rather have the body of Jessica Alba. Personally, I don’t know why anyone would ever envy Jessica Alba. Yeah, she’s ridiculously pretty, but there was never anything remotely sexual behind it. Like, Jessica Alba always exuded an awkward vibe and has never done work on anything resembling an Emmy-winning series. Have you seen Dark Angel? They had a lesbian character who had to mention that she was a lesbian in every single line of dialogue. It takes diligence to produce work that awful.
But in a recent interview with Health magazine, Hendricks has revealed that she’d gladly swap out bodies with Alba. Which is the equivalent of me saying that I have a secret phone with which I can dictate crazy interviews to people – insanity. There is no way Jessica Alba is hotter than Christina Hendricks.
Other interesting facts about Hendricks? Her agent, prior to her getting mad work, used to tell her to lose weight nearly weekly. And she likes creamy and salty foods.
I will allow you all to make the jokes. I’m spent.