Mel Gibson must know how to party. Cause he gets all of the crazy ladies. The crazy, hot ones that he later has to file restraining orders on.
Let it never be said that Mel Gibson doesn’t love women. Cause Mel Gibson has the habit of loving women whenever he can, even if he’s engaged or married to other ones. Including older Russians who want to be pop stars. I have a theory that if you’re over the age of 30 with half of your body being weighed down by silicone and you still want to be a pop star – you were probably a stripper.
What do you think goes on in Mel Gibson’s head? I’m pretty sure he’s halfway brilliant, offering Christians a filmmaking alternative before Tyler Perry set the pander-meter to an 82 and broke everyone else’s chances of touching it. I’m also equally sure his thoughts involve a lightshow where Discojews start all the conflicts in the world, then are resolved by script treatments he forces out of his head. Also, there’s the tenet that action stars from the 80’s stay action stars from the 80’s in their own heads, as evidenced by Tom Cruise’s belief that he IS Maverick.
But Mel likey the crazy. The couple has filed restraining orders on each other, both alleging domestic violence – which is never funny. Unless it’s committed in a Mad Max outfit.
