Want a laugh? Look at the way North Korea is managed. The government is literally a bunch of personal assistants who cater to a tiny, insane man.
It’s like what Hollywood would be, if instead of putting out movies, they put out their population. To starve. And a soccer team to South Africa with a bunch of Chinese actors to cheer them on, so it looks like their North Korean friends were able to make it to another continent, when they’re just at home, inundated with portraits of tiny dictators.
And now North Korea is demanding remittance from the United States. To the ridiculous tune of 75 trillion dollars, for six decades worth of hostility. Which is really funny, because six decades of hostility was my friend’s grandfather’s nickname. He’d chase us around the yard and threaten to whittle our kneecaps. And I loved him for it.
I really think that their central government is made up of tiny elves, who throw out crazy ideas and then run with them. Seriously. I know Kim Jong Il enjoys watching Hollywood movies, but he needs to stop copping his sweet-ass moves from Austin Powers and their ilk. Six decades of US aggression has never done anything negatively to anybody — unless we act on it.
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Anonymous
June 26th, 2010 - 7:53:29 AM
The author of this article must've scribbled this nonsense with crayons then had someone transcribe it to the internet. Seriously just learn how to write.
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