There is a God. You know how I know? He keeps showering me with images of Helen Mirren nude.
Helen Mirren is one of the greatest actresses that we have working presently. Also, she has giant boobs and she refuses to put them away. If you asked Helen Mirren to put her breasts away in a movie, the last thing you’d see is a giant nipple headed towards your head, with the explicit purpose of knocking you unconscious. That’s how hardcore Helen Mirren is. She’s turning 65 next month, but the last time she cared about numbers was when she seduced her schoolteachers into becoming wood nymphs.
You might be asking why Helen Mirren is whipping her tits out during a publicity tour, and to you I say, can’t you just enjoy a good thing? Everyone’s clamoring to look at Megan Fox’s boobs, and I have news for you, they look like every other pornstar’s. Can her boobs recite Shakespeare? Transform convincingly into British icons, and then revive their career from one of the biggest cinematic flops in movie history?
Chances are, they can’t. All credit to the photo goes to New York magazine. And the loving craftsman upstairs, who clearly did a fantastic job varnishing.
All credit to the source.
*the source didn’t enjoy us crediting them, so enjoy some vintage Mirren tittay.
You know, even though she’s old, I’d fuck that fine thing so good.
Why is the water so cloudy and gross? Maybe you needed that bath more than you thought Helen..
omfg! old lady bits!! You pervs!
i would pound the fuck out of her, i don’t care how old she is!
Yeah!Baby,I’m your sugar daddy for
tonight!