It might not be a good idea to smuggle 500 pounds of pot on an airplane. This is just common sense, but as a wise man once said, common sense isn’t common. Also, holy god, that’s a lot of pot.
Like, 500 pounds of pot is the equivalent of taking two football players, hiring an alchemist, and turning them into green, breathable, sticky-icky. How can you even think that it wouldn’t be noticeable, hauling suitcases overflowing with pot that took more than two men to carry, into a tiny private jet? It’s insane to think, but if you load 500 pounds of pot into a private airplane without giving it a second thought, chances are that you’ve done it before in the past.
A California woman, Lisette Lee, her bodyguard, and two personal assistants were arrested on Monday night after the DEA got suspicious of a tiny asian lady loading up a private plane with giant, smelly suitcases. It took three vehicles to move all of the pot, and up to two people to load each individual suitcase on the plane.
It’s a pity that we can’t make the RIGHT planes crash and explode, and bathe Ohio cities in gentle drug fumes. Don’t you think? It’s like a bad movie.
Lawdy.
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greenp
June 17th, 2010 - 10:59:09 AM
DUMB! Just plain old dumb.
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