Nobody REALLY likes Perez Hilton. Though people may read him because they haven’t updated their links, or can forget about what an actual skeeze he is, nobody REALLY likes him.
Especially now. Because he’s posted an upskirt shot of Miley Cyrus that could land him in prison. Because it features her underaged vag.
Now, Miley Cyrus herself is a bit of a miracle. Her name used to be Destiny Hope Cyrus, she’s got millions of dollars, and so far, she’s avoided being on meth, despite being from the country and looking like Psyduck from the Pokémon series. You know how impressive that is? She should be canonized. By contrast, Perez Hilton makes his living trashing other celebrities while clamoring to be one on his own, and is probably the least attractive person in history. Seriously. With a voice and a face like that, we all should be canonized for not punching him – everyone except the Black Eyed Peas’ manager.
So Perez has taken to the internet to clear up rumors about the shot being inappropriate. In a fur coat. While trying to flash his mangina. Congratulations if you’ve read this far, you’re never going to eat again.
Just, here’s a tip, don’t try to flash pictures of underage starlet’s crotches. Yeah, it’s a fun sport, but one that’ll land you in the slammer.
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