You enjoy Tom Cruise dancing around? Of course you do. Your name is Katie Holmes. For everyone else who’s going WTF, OMG, Tom Cruise, put a shirt on, you’re going to be crying in a minute.
Because they’re going to make a Les Grossman movie. You might’ve remembered Les Grossman as a brief cameo in Tropic Thunder that people were raving about, saying that it revived Tom Cruise’s career, was the greatest comedic performance in recorded history and wasn’t at all the act of a desperate man digesting the scenery around him to keep himself relevant. It was all of those things. And also, kinda lame, so Cruise being Tom Cruise had the idea to draw it out, and now a two-hour movie is being planned based off of Les Grossman. I have no idea how they’re going to extend a cameo from one movie into another movie for more than an hour and a half. This reeks of terrible ideas borrowed straight from an SNL producer’s handbook.
Ben Stiller will be collaborating on the film as a producer, and the script will no doubt be full of people getting hit in the nuts with movie scripts.
The movie, of course, is being developed by Paramount.