Tila Tequila Threatens To Kill Herself

By Mark Lorenz on June 9th, 2010

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And nothing of value was lost.

If you’re worried about Tila Tequila, then I’m worried about you. Cause seriously. She’s a gremlin come to life. You need to think about more important things. Grab a tissue, though.

Cause Tila Tequila has just posted pictures on Twitter insinuating that she was trying to kill herself. Before you open your mouth and say something snarky like, Mark, would we really be losing anything – I say to you, yes, we would. All the inevitable fights that are going to happen on this season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. When she tries to break Shauna Sands’ Lucite heels and stab her in the eye with them.

Anyway, Tila drew the attention and ire of police and fans when she posted on her Twitter claiming she was going to commit suicide. Kinda. You see, Tila claims that she has multiple personalities, and one is named Jane and tries to kill her. Now before you open your mouth and say something snarky like, Mark, which one of her personalities isn’t a dumb whore – I can’t rightfully answer that question. Tila posted that her alternate personality had gone crazy and was slashing her with knives. Police arrived, found out the postings were a hoax and let her off with a warning. And Tila chastised her fans for being concerned.

Calm the f— down! I aint trying to commit no suicide you dumbf—s! Well that’s the last time I will EVER share somethin w/u idiots!

Yes. We are the idiots, Tila. We truly are.