When the Tiger Woods cheating scandal first broke late last year, it was difficult to determine how one man could find so many desperate whores willing to sell themselves for a bit of fame – and sometimes money. Luckily, for every other man on the planet, Tiger has done the work for you and now all you need to do is show up and watch all of his mistresses at once.
That’s right guys, several of Tiger Woods’ mistresses (Joslyn James and Holly Sampson to name a few) are teaming up for The Mistress Tour 2010 where they’ll travel from venue to venue showcasing their assets (and lack of self-respect) to creepy men who also have no self respect. Sounds great, right? Well, it gets better.
Not only are Woods’ mistresses going to be featured in this tour but the brilliant mind behind the idea (we’re not sure who that is, by the way) also secured Jesse James’ mistress Melissa Smith, David Boreanaz’s mistress Demi Delia and Reggie Bush’s mistress January Gessert.
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According to reports, there are several other high-profile hookers mistresses looking to get on board with the tour.
Other ladies we’d expect see: Eliot Spitzer’s escort Ashley Dupre, Josh Duhamel’s alleged stripper friend Brooke Hundley and Tiger’s #1 Rachel Uchitel (we wouldn’t be surprised if this was all her idea).
Hey, if desperate, pathetic men are willing to pay money to see mildly attractive women shake their asses on stage, you can’t blame the women for cashing in. It’s not like they’re going to lose respect for themselves – that went out the window a long time ago.
Dates and venues for this highly anticipated tour have not been released.
Would you want to see The Mistress tour 2010?
Comments
Dan
June 9th, 2010 - 7:09:27 AM
Every one of those women look so skanky and gross that I question the judgment of Tiger, et al, not as cheaters, but as men with eyes.
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penelope
June 9th, 2010 - 12:07:46 PM
And you and all the other "degenerate" websites are doing all you can to promote these sleazy whores. You all must be so proud of yourselves. You all need to crawl back under your rock with the rest of the slugs.
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bananaroo
June 9th, 2010 - 7:25:33 PM
the whorepocalypse is nigh
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