Sweet Jesus. I knew this day would come. I just didn’t expect to cry as much as I’m crying. No, Cesar? Why? WHY?!
Cesar Milan and his wife Ilusion are getting a divorce. And this is the opportunity to make as many dog puns as you possibly can. Such as, he was spending too much time with his other bitches. His other bitch got jealous. Women are notoriously hard to train. It looks like she wants to sniff around other pastures.
The dog whisperer now has an opportunity that no other man has. He’ll be able to be the biggest pimp in the world. Not only is he a fairly good-looking guy who dresses snazzy and spends all day working with animals, he’s CESAR FREAKING MILAN. The dog whisperer. He can make any dog bow to his will, there’s no telling how many people in bars he’s going to go run through in his depression.
The split was supposedly amicable. Or it wasn’t amicable, but Milan shushed her and did that thing with his hands that makes people bend to his will. There are a number of ways this could work out entertainingly. Either Cesar Milan can start going to clubs, and people party with him ironically…or he’s gay.
Neither of which would subtract from his awesome quota.
Comments
Brian
October 23rd, 2010 - 4:52:20 PM
I think Cesar is awesome! My wish is that he's gay and I meet him sometime and I settle down with him :)
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Dominic Anepete
March 2nd, 2011 - 11:09:44 AM
I am wishing Caesar and Ilusion peace and hope they find future happiness.
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Laura
March 24th, 2011 - 5:45:46 AM
Oh, dang it. And I am not single damn, damn, damn. He's SUPER Sexy, and not gay. Don't even think it dang it,,,, stop trying to rain on my parade Brian! ;)~ Just playing with ya, Brian, I think we can share, and keep him the way we want just as long as it's in our mind, that is. lol Sorry to hear him and his wife broke up she seemed like a great lady too. Good luck, to both of them.
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