Unfortunately, not everything can last. Not in government, in love, or even combining the two. Tipper and Al Gore have separated.
Which sucks. I’m sure Tipper had an incredible music collection, with specially printed out parental advisory stickers that they kept in a giant mansion with a miniscule carbon footprint. And they had fantastic consensual sex in the missionary position. And were married for over 40 years – which is longer than most people will be struggling to get out of debt with the way the economy is going. They’d been seeing each other since high school, and supposedly are going to remain great friends. Imagine that, a politician’s marriage that has survived since high school without rumors of sex scandals, when ending and they’re still on friendly terms with each other.
You know how rare that is? Almost as rare as Manbearpig.
According to an e-mail that’s been circulating around, the decision was mutual on the part of the Gores, and it was made after a long process of careful consideration.
I’m impressed. Usually when politicians break up, they have skeletons hiding in their closets. Or at least same-sex pages. Things of that nature. But now Al will have to hunt for another woman that’s been named like a horse.
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