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  1. Chinese Astronaut Ate Dog In Space

    Chinese Astronaut Ate Dog In Space

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Way to go, Chinese astronauts. You sure know how to avoid stereotypes. You might as well have rocketed into space in rice paddy hats.
  2. Diaspora*

    Diaspora*

    Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

    If you've been looking to delete your Facebook account in the search for something better, perhaps you should donate your time and money to the team at Diaspora*.
  3. No Doubt Start Recording New Album

    No Doubt Start Recording New Album

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    I don’t care if this excites no-one else. No Doubt is recording an album. This is exciting news. Really exciting if you like keytars and girls who do push-ups onstage. Which EVERYONE does.
  4. Get Cash For Gold

    Get Cash For Gold

    Posted by AAyles – Leave A Comment

    How much is your old gold worth?
  5. Beyonce Doesn’t REALLY Write Her Own Material

    Beyonce Doesn’t REALLY Write Her Own Material

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 15 Comments

    Here’s a newsflash you might be aware of: most modern pop stars don’t actually write their own music. Here’s something that’s also interesting: most pop stars think that they do. That’s how dumb they are.
  6. Russell Brand Had A Sex Team

    Russell Brand Had A Sex Team

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Admit it. You all wish that you could be a part of a sex team. Not a team that engages in intercourse, but a team that finds somebody else to have sex with.
  7. Arizona Governor Bans Ethnic Studies

    Arizona Governor Bans Ethnic Studies

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

    Jesus Christ, how much more racist can Arizona get? It could only get more racist if they drew a rice-paddy hat, a giant fu Manchu over the state capital on maps, then followed it with buckteeth.
  8. Ex-Power Ranger Invents Fighting Jesus Clothing Line

    Ex-Power Ranger Invents Fighting Jesus Clothing Line

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    It’s hilarious, I used to go to church every Sunday, but I don’t remember Jesus ever wrestling anybody. Which depresses me. He did look like a wrestler. Like he belonged in the WWE.
  9. Teacher Beats Student (Watch)

    Teacher Beats Student (Watch)

    Posted by James Sheldon – 12 Comments

    It's everything that's wrong with contemporary, American society. Man. There is no way I'm writing about this and not offending nearly everyone. Both sides of the spectrum.
  10. 3D Will Be The Standard in 25 Years…So Sayeth Cameron

    3D Will Be The Standard in 25 Years…So Sayeth Cameron

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Did you enjoy watching giant 3D blue people fight each other on a giant screen? And I’m not talking about the upcoming adaptation of the Smurfs movie.

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