The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were all a part of our childhoods. And like anything good that came out of the 80’s, Michael Bay is ready to put his stamp all over it.
We live in a weird, weird time. Where people take our cherished memories, lay them politely down on celluloid and violate them slowly, at the behest of giant corporations. I really hope that one day, Michael Bay releases one of his sex-tapes, and it’s filled with attractive women and exploding backdrops. Like, where he politely embraces one of them, and then a potted plant transforms into a killer robot and sets itself on fire. Something like that.
Anyway, Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes production company has agreed to produce the latest installment of the beloved franchise of toxic-influenced fighting turtles. Paramount is now the owners of the franchise.
For those of you who haven’t heard of Platinum Dunes, they’re behind such remakes as Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and the Amityville Horror. All of which were easily some of the worst remakes to ever hit he silver screen until they decide to do Death Bed 2 : The Bed Who Eats More People.
But admit it – you’re going to watch it.
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Anonymous
May 31st, 2010 - 6:22:04 PM
I vote Megan Fox to play April
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Anonymous
June 1st, 2010 - 1:22:05 PM
I relatively liked friday the 13th's remake, but I Despised the new Nightmare, however this should be interesting, if anything we can see it at theaters (if willing to pay) for a few laughs, if not, well, the internet is a wonderful thing.
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BenHughesStudios
June 2nd, 2010 - 8:44:44 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MICHAEL BAY NO! THIS WILL BE SHITTY. THEY'RE FUCKING TURTLES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. MICHAEL BAY, IF YOU'RE GOING TO ADAPT SOMETHING FROM THE 80'S, THEN ADAPT... DRAGONBALL!!!!! REMEMBER THAT SHOW???? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THEY'RE FUCKING TURTLES! TURTLES! NOBODY IS GOING TO SEE WATCH THIS EXCEPT HARDCORE TURTLES FANS. God dammit bay, they're turtles. Direct something worth directing if you have to adapt an 80's series. Dragonball DESPERATELY needs a reboot after JAMES WONG FUCKED IT UP. COME ON MICHAEL BAY! Seriously...Turtles? Oh God.
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razalees
June 16th, 2010 - 5:23:58 PM
bay will do a good job and im excited! he vowed no explosions he im sure he will give it a bordeline R rating.there toxic turtles,who eats pizza,loves chicks,and they live in a sewer.gotta love it!!! but I do agree dragon ball was almost as dissapointing as mortal kombat
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Meoff jack
March 8th, 2011 - 5:41:48 AM
I'll have to disagree, huge fan of all there remakes. Texas chain saw 10 out of 10 any thing Micheal touches works out. Platnium dunes two thumbs up.
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Undertaker
October 9th, 2011 - 6:52:40 PM
If they do deside to remake the Turtle movies then it should be Michael Bay all his movies have not sucked so far.... They should aslo work on another Bad Boys movie as well...
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