Bombshell McGee Is Worth 500 an Hour

By Mark Lorenz on May 31st, 2010

Women be warned. If your man is high-profile and caught cheating with another woman, she will get money. A lot of money.

And that’s not right. From Elliot Spitzer’s jump-off and call girl, to Tiger Woods’ bevy of skankalicious not-so beauties, there shouldn’t be a cottage industry of people who get famous just for being vag-caves. It’s too weird. And with Jesse James’ interview bringing the highest ratings that Nightline’s recent memory, people seem to be interested in Michelle McGee. Even though it sounds like the name of some librarian in boufu Missouri. Now she’s going to get paid an obscene amount of money to do – what else? – roll around naked. She’s inked a deal to promote AshleyMadison.com, a website that encourages couples — or people who sign up, to have affairs.

And how much will she get paid? Are you ready to hate your life? McGee is going to be paid 500/hr for the shoot.

So there’s a lesson here. If you sleep with someone in a high-profile relationship, no matter how dramatic and needy you seem, you will get a big paycheck. A huge one. Maybe not initially, but then you’ll get paid out by skeezy internet corporations.