Heidi Montag Breaks Away From Spencer Pratt

By Mark Lorenz on May 28th, 2010

Hills fans can breathe a sigh of relief – Heidi Montag has officially separated from Spencer Pratt. This is according to gossip columns. Which may or may not be accurate.

But we’re going to report it anyway. Because nobody needs to be paired with a man with a creepy blonde beard for the rest of their days. Nobody wants that. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemies. It’s amazing that Spencer Pratt has been able to remain on TV, because his efforts to garner press and troll the public are incredibly transparent. If he were poor and publicity crazy, he’d just do what he did and marry a starlet with incredibly low self-esteem. But he’s got that. And now he’s off the show. And there aren’t very many prospects out there for rich under-achieving white people, even if they have incredibly wealthy families.

TMZ is reporting that Heidi Montag has moved out of Spencer Pratt’s shared house, and was tired of his constant efforts to manipulate the press and control her life.

I never thought I’d ever be in agreement with any life decision that Heidi Montag made, but good for her. You go, girl. And never feel the need to get eleven-hundred different plastic surgeries ever again.

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