Megan Fox’s Replacement For Transformers Already In Line

By Mark Lorenz on May 26th, 2010

I know you all wept bitter tears when Megan Fox departed from the Transformers 3 set due to Michael Bay being, well, Michael Bay. And I know you thought they’d never be able to replace her.

But guess what? Megan Fox is being replaced by a Victoria’s Secret model. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Most likely. I know that you’ll miss her stilted line deliveries and spirited interviews in publications where she reveals that she’s in no way a slut, is a crazy lady, has OCD, and views herself as a partial prostitute. Or something of that nature. But now you’ll get a demure Victoria’s Secret model who can barely read cue-cards. So I think the big winner here is Michael Bay. Not only does he get to replace the biggest liability of the series with someone who has no acting experience, but he gets to hang around Jason Statham on set.

Think of a set with Jason Statham and Michael Bay. Think of how strippers might be attracted to it like flies to terrible strippers. Or some equivalent comparison. Other people who might get the role Gemma Arterton, Miranda Kerr, or Brooklyn Decker. Most of those girls are models with no acting experience.

But come on, it’s not like Michael Bay’s car is going to wash itself.