Christina Aguilera Cancels Tour Due To Lackluster Sales

By Mark Lorenz on May 26th, 2010

Remember when Christina Aguilera was popular? And she sang songs about being beautiful and how you are a unique special snowflake who didn’t need to debase themselves to be beautiful?

Yeah, those days are long past her. You know what gets me about Christina Aguilera? She’s got a beautiful voice, but songwriters that aren’t worth their weight in spit. And when you have people who can sing really well that can’t write songs, you don’t have pop stars. You have American Idol.

Anyway, due to lackluster reactions to her leaked tracks, her tour is being postponed to next year. That’s what happens when you release singles from an album when your last one was more than four years ago. And you’re not writing your own songs. And also you’re trying to rip off every pop star of the day, starting with Britney, and ending with Gaga.

Seriously, is anyone going to remember Christina Aguilera in ten years? As anyone other than a footnote to a terrible decade in music? If this record and ticket sales are any indication, than no.  I like how some artists think that dressing up in bondage gear and licking at doggy bowls is a way of coming out with an identity. It’s been done twenty times before, and it was boring the first 19 times.

Comments

  1. Todd Hammons

    May 26th, 2010 - 7:33:41 AM

    Yes i do think we will remember christina 10 yrs from now... Her talent cant be denied, i bought tickets the day they went on sale and i had a hard time getting good seats. That usually means the tickets are going fast. Give the girl a break...aw Britney wishes she was Christina and Gaga.....is the one ripping off everyone...get your facts right before to try to talk about someone.

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  2. ???

    May 26th, 2010 - 9:06:51 AM

    this article is sh@t.. before writing an article make sure you get reliable sorces before looking at perez hiltons web page.. he dosnt know anything he just likes to rip people because he has no talent.. christina stated that her scheduale is running on overload.. her past tours have never been as early planned as this one was.. ofcourse she was going to cancel it.. christina aguilera album kicks the ball out of the park its amazing! i loved gagas album but she is a wannabe.. britney spears has always wanted to be christina aguilera she said it her self... and britney stole the circus theme from christina.. do research before bitching about one of the most amazing and most talent and well known artists ever!

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  3. ste woods

    May 26th, 2010 - 10:10:12 AM

    haha. you stupid idot! christina is amazing... and i think you'll find gaga has coppied her. look the videos up on youtube.. research before you comment!

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  4. Jose A

    May 26th, 2010 - 11:44:16 AM

    It was SOOOOOOO Difficult to get the seats that I wanted for this concert, it was almost sold out, so quit trying to make up some fake bull. there were soo many that I know looking forward to her tour. Christina is a very grounded and talented individual. I know she will be around in 10 years while you will be on unemployment.

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  5. Sachie P.

    May 26th, 2010 - 3:10:41 PM

    You just KNOW that Mark Lorenz has a little peen! The bitterness in this article is almost funny! What's wrong Mark Lorenz? Did God shortchange you?!

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  6. Bobbi

    May 26th, 2010 - 5:01:50 PM

    Oh trollz. Mark, I'm unfamiliar with your level of accurate predictions, but I'll guarantee you here name will still be known in 10 years. In all honesty, I have an appreciation for many, many musical talents, but none of whom I have followed more than Christina Aguilera. In all my years of leaked music availability, she is the only artist I will never rip off. I'm going to admit that the last video really threw me for a loop. I liked the dirrty faze, but post marriage and baby I was a little shocked. But she's got something to say, and that is that she's still sexy after it all. lol. And we can't deny that?

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  7. truethat

    May 27th, 2010 - 10:23:51 AM

    HE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!! Christina's video is embarrassing and all about trying to push the envelope, be over the top, and take advantage of dumb americans who love controversial garbage! Please Christina...go back to your retro glam style or be like Mariah--a classy sassy diva!

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  8. Savannah

    June 9th, 2010 - 2:40:49 PM

    This is why I love Christina AGuilera and her fans. We all know this is BS and the BS that comes out is usually written by Haters. Us fans stay with her and always will.

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