Joe Francis Will Still Choke A Bitch

By Mark Lorenz on May 24th, 2010

Joe Francis was voted the world’s biggest douchebag. This was in Hollywood, a town so rife with douchebags that we could trade them like fur trappers. What’s more? He assaulted his own staff members.

WHO WERE WOMEN.

Joe Francis already has a reputation of assaulting women in Hollywood nightclubs, presumably because they wouldn’t show their titties for a necklace and a t-shirt. It’s weird how the titty exchange rate goes up with age. When you’re younger, you can see them for a necklace, a hit of XTC, and a t-shirt, but as you get older, you need tickets to the opera. Or a soothing reading voice. Or something.

Anyway, when an employee at Joe Francis’ Santa Monica Mantra Films were reporting his bizarre behavior on Thursday, Joe Francis took it upon himself to smack a bitch. He allegedly attacked two of his female employees, grabbing the cell phone of one, read what she was wrote on her phone, came back in, attacked another employee who was pregnant, and then fired everyone who witnessed it.

At least, that’s supposedly what happened, according to Radar Online. Now, I wouldn’t put it past Joe Francis to beat on pregnant ladies because text messages make him fly into rages, I’m just wondering if it’s one of those forwarded puns. Cause that’d make me pretty much do the same thing.

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