THAT DOESN’T SEEM SUSPICIOUS. AT ALL.
Ever wonder what happened to Kevin Jonas after he got married at the tender age of 22? Other than having millions of dollars baiting people with terrible songs?
Turns out he and his wife are sleeping in separate beds. Which, combined with everything I’ve seen from the series JONAS, and everytime I’ve sat through Camp Rock ironically and in altered states – means that he’s gay. Super gay. Gayer than Broadway having a baby with Glee. And doing publicity for the next series of JONAS, the series that’s been slipping in ratings and will probably mark the end of the Jonas Brothers legacy, that little tidbit slipped out.
“Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” the insider explains. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.”
Here’s a hint, insider. When you have a couple that’s never spent a night together in the years until they get married, and still doesn’t after they’re married, that’s a sign that someone’s being lied to. Or they don’t like each other’s presence. Or how’s this one?
He’s super, super gay.
Comments
Wanderman
May 22nd, 2010 - 12:36:57 PM
I don't sleep with my wife. So I must be gay, yes? Well, yes I'm gay, in the original sense of the word, but not homosexual. So far as I can figure: no sexual thoughts about men not impersonating a woman to a high degree. I just don't like being awakened during the night from sound sleep by the myoclonic jiggles she is prone to. Have at her during waking hours, then sleep solo for a solid restoration. = ; > D
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James Sheldon
May 24th, 2010 - 2:50:58 PM
There's a new blanket that you can buy that will take care of the bedmate farting. But seriously? Because he snores? He's a multi-millionaire and can't score some assistance with the snoring? A breathe-right strip? Somethin'? C'mon...
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Doug
May 29th, 2010 - 7:40:44 PM
Well, from the start I thought he was gay. Then when I found out he was getting married I figured, "Maybe he's not so gay after all..." Now I find out he doesn't sleep in the same bed as his wife. It's official he's gay. He dreams of taking penis up the butt.
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CARENjoekevinjoejona
June 6th, 2010 - 12:32:26 PM
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carenkevinjonasnick
June 12th, 2010 - 11:36:26 AM
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KEVINJONAS
November 27th, 2010 - 4:38:27 PM
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Anonymous
February 27th, 2011 - 9:16:41 PM
So what they can do what they want to if they love each other and are happy with choices then so what get out of there business and let them sleep in peace
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August 2nd, 2011 - 11:32:27 PM
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August 5th, 2011 - 11:57:50 PM
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September 10th, 2011 - 1:32:10 AM
He did not love her ?http://www.worldgolfsale.com
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