Grooming Tips That Could Get You Laid

By Christie on May 19th, 2010

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Do not be alarmed! We’re not asking you to wax, tan or pluck anything, but there are a few grooming basics you can master that will increase your odds of getting some action.

Body

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is sexier to a gal than  a man who smells gooood. Choose a scent that compliments your personality and style – clean and sporty, woodsy and warm or natural and fresh are your general cologne categories. Layer your scent for long lasting results by lathering up with the body wash in the same line as your chosen fragrance – we guarantee your lady friends will want to get closer.

Face

You probably have this down by now, but well groomed facial hair and a close shave are sure signs to a woman that you’re a man who takes care of business.

Ditch the disposable razors and invest in a good cartridge razor combo (the kind where you keep the handle but replace the blade head), then choose a shave gel or cream that helps bust breakouts and ingrown hairs. Ingredients like aloe, tea tree oil and vitamin E are all skin soothers that can help fight bumps.

For the smoothest skin, shave during or right after a shower so pores are open and hairs are easier to cut. Replace your razor blade as soon as you notice a not-so-close shave or faster re-growth. Take it to the next level and use a moisturizer with at least SPF 15 – your skin will thank you.

Hair

Besides nixing nasty hair issues like dandruff or excessive oiliness, your one-step shampoo should do the trick. Beyond that, it’s all about product.  Whether you have curly, straight, thin or thick hair, the right product can make all the difference. Steer clear of stiff, sticky gels and sprays in favor of creams, pomades and pastes. Basically, if you can rub it between your palms without it getting too gooey, it means we’ll be willing to run our fingers through it when it’s in your hair.

Nails

Attention men: your hangnails and dry cuticles are scratchy on our sensitive lady bits. To make sure your touch is tantalizing, keep your nails trimmed to a short, even length with nail clippers. Take off any rough stuff with an emery board, then moisturize. We recommend Kiehl’s or Burt’s Bees.

Bonus points awarded for:

Lip balm
We know you hate applying it because it makes you look silly, but really guys, it pays to have great looking (and feeling) lips.

Foot care
Yes, we do care about the state of your feet. The nails should be clean and trimmed, the heels should not have the texture of tree bark, and please, for the love of god, if you have a foot odor issue, fight it with scented inserts, foot sprays or powders. We appreciate the effort.