Chinese Astronaut Ate Dog In Space

By Mark Lorenz on May 14th, 2010

Way to go, Chinese astronauts. You sure know how to avoid stereotypes. You might as well have rocketed into space in rice paddy hats.

That wouldn’t be so bad, to be honest. That would finally make me pay attention to space programs, if they went into space in hilarious outfits and ate stereotypical foods. Like, Mexicans would eat nothing but burritos and guacamole, wear sombreros, and radio back with Tejano accordions. That sounds like fun. I would try to be an astronaut so I could blast into space, listen to country music, watch WWE matches, and then wash it down with reruns of Dancing With The Stars.

Seriously, I know China blasting their astronauts into space is a big deal, but it’s not going to look good when American astronauts try to shoot you down because they REALLLLY love their dogs. I’m not even that against eating dog meat – they’re just animals. Just because they’re friendly and bond with us, doesn’t mean they’re not delicious. I mean, I had a turtle once, but if I was reallllly hungry, on the verge of starving, I’d probably eat it.

Of course, the revelation has sparked criticism over the morality of eating dogs. Of course people think it’s immoral – you can dress them in bows.

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