If you’re like me, you love the shape of a supple, curvy woman. And typing those words made you cringe and die on the inside. But what would make you die more?
Looking at pictures of women with 3D glasses.
Playboy is going to make the impossible, the nerd-dream a reality. They’re going to blend 3D technology with titty. For years, scientists have thought this was improbable – not that the technology didn’t exist for such a venture, but that people wouldn’t take the time and sit down and stare at naked women with 3D glasses on. Because when you do that, you’re making a firm commitment to never have your loved ones find your dirty magazine collection, because having a collection of “dirty” magazines isn’t that embarrassing. Having to use implements to properly READ those magazines puts you an entirely different category altogether.
Playboy has been trying different schemes to try to eschew dropping revenue – Chelsea Handler on the cover, Marge Simpson on the cover, and 3D covers, but if they’re going to make us all googly-eyed perverts, I will completely support it. Not because I’m insinuating that people who buy Playboy are pervs, but if we’re wearing 3D glasses, we’ll be much easier to spot.
