The internet is a great equalizer. If you’re running around, pissing people off, you will eventually get put on blast. Or someone will order pubic lice and put them in your drink. From the internet.
I don’t know what’s more weird, that people are blowing each other for concert tickets on Craigslist, or that you can actually order public lice. That means there are people breeding public lice. And then freezing them and putting them on the internet. I just, there are no words for this. The site, crabrevenge.com claims it doesn’t endorse giving people lice – but the name is CRABREVENGE.COM. That’s like claiming a site called miketysonwillpunchyouinthefaceformoney.com doesn’t endorse violence or paying Mike Tyson. Who apparently, does need the money.
We sell you crabs to give your ex-girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.
I think you should give crabs to people who you’d ordinarily never give crabs to. Like, building managers, or substitute teachers. Chances are you don’t need to pay for your ex-girlfriend to get crabs. That’s why she’s your ex-girlfriend.
The company is located in the British Isles, and I can only imagine what kind of people run it. The kind of people who sell crabs for money.
Comments
geezerman
May 13th, 2010 - 4:38:28 PM
Their called Pubic Lice not PubLic Lice.
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Anonymous
May 15th, 2010 - 6:22:51 AM
It's "They're" not "their".
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