Pretty Wild Star To Go To Prison

By Mark Lorenz on May 11th, 2010

Pretty Wild is one of the worst shows to ever make its way to television. If you’ve ever watched it, you might’ve prayed that one of the stars of it would go to jail. And now, your prayers have been answered.

Basically the premise of Pretty Wild is that an ex-lingerie model has taken her kids to Los Angeles to try to help break them into the industry of modeling. But their personalities are more toxic than the Chicago river, the mom is slightly insane, and there are absolutely no boundaries set up. Which means the girls do drugs, party hard, and think that they’re entitled to success – basically, like everyone from their generation. Only one problem – they rob people. Specifically, Alexis Neiers does. People richer than they are. Which is ironic as a symbolic gesture, as they’re trying to get what those people have already – fame, and fortune – only they’re not bright enough to get it on their own.

Orlando Bloom appeared in court to testify against the reality star, which resulted in a plea deal where she has to spend six months in prison, give 600,000 worth of restitution, and to be on probation for three years.

And hopefully, E! will cancel the worst show they’ve ever aired, which is saying a lot.

Comments

  1. John

    May 11th, 2010 - 8:23:19 PM

    So much for "The Secret" being effective. HA! Ever since I saw a clip of her crying over an article accidentally getting what brand of shoes she was wearing wrong, I have been waiting for her to suffer even more. Maybe she won't care so much about articles describing her outfits.

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  2. Jake P

    May 12th, 2010 - 5:38:20 AM

    Chicago river, toxic? Not really.

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  3. carolanna

    May 19th, 2010 - 11:47:28 AM

    the mom should be put away

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