Guess who’s going to be back on TV? Just guess. Here’s a hint, she’s entitled, partially crazy, and can’t dance. And I know that doesn’t really narrow it down.
Kate Gosselin is coming back to TLC. So she can pimp her eight kids like they’ve got a date with Lawrence Taylor. Too soon? Fine. I have nothing against Lawrence Taylor, but everything against Kate Gosselin. She’s literally the most useless reality star that we’ve managed to produce, and we’ve had everyone from Paris Hilton to Omarosa on TV. But she’s literally the most useless. Omarosa could manage companies. Paris Hilton had enough pull to launch products and enough sense to open her legs if it made her more famous. Kate Gosselin carried six babies at once to term, trashing her vagina and her marriage shortly afterwards. Does that merit curiosity? Does that mean she should have a show on TLC?
Kate Gosselin is middle America’s most famous divorcee. And now that she’s absent a husband to dominate, the show, Kate Plus Eight, will be coming back to TLC shortly. For those of you wondering what happened to Jon Gosselin, take a trip your nearest Ed Hardy store, and slap a twinkie against your stomach. For that is his mating call.