Guess who’s going to be back on TV? Just guess. Here’s a hint, she’s entitled, partially crazy, and can’t dance. And I know that doesn’t really narrow it down.
Kate Gosselin is coming back to TLC. So she can pimp her eight kids like they’ve got a date with Lawrence Taylor. Too soon? Fine. I have nothing against Lawrence Taylor, but everything against Kate Gosselin. She’s literally the most useless reality star that we’ve managed to produce, and we’ve had everyone from Paris Hilton to Omarosa on TV. But she’s literally the most useless. Omarosa could manage companies. Paris Hilton had enough pull to launch products and enough sense to open her legs if it made her more famous. Kate Gosselin carried six babies at once to term, trashing her vagina and her marriage shortly afterwards. Does that merit curiosity? Does that mean she should have a show on TLC?
Kate Gosselin is middle America’s most famous divorcee. And now that she’s absent a husband to dominate, the show, Kate Plus Eight, will be coming back to TLC shortly. For those of you wondering what happened to Jon Gosselin, take a trip your nearest Ed Hardy store, and slap a twinkie against your stomach. For that is his mating call.
Comments
Good Grief
May 12th, 2010 - 12:58:00 AM
What a lame article, are you a hater Mark? Does it feel good to bully a mom of 8 kids? Aren't you trying bash her, she is not trashing you nor emasculating you. If you had been married to a lazy jerk like Jon, you would be harsh too. He would not do anything unless harped on. Even to this day he acts like he needs to be parented, just look at the history of goofs he has made with his legal problems. He does not make good choices. Even his past girlfriends have said he does nothing all day but sit around and is lazy. Or are you just like Jon Mark? Don't hate on Kate just because you have relationship problems.
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Kirsten
May 12th, 2010 - 2:49:05 AM
Good article. Jon is not lazy. He stayed at home and cared for the children while she was all over the country promoting her books and speaking. He is still under contract with TLC and cannot work. If you look on their website the show is still listed as "Jon" and Kate Plus Eight. Get your facts straight Grief. I agree emasculate is exactly what Kate does best.
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Debbie
May 12th, 2010 - 6:35:37 AM
If anyone emasculated Jon it's Jon himself. Had it not been for Kate the family wouldn't have had any income. She's the go-getter in the family, not Jon. As for him not being able to work while under contract, that's hogwash. He has always been able to do other projects so long as he cleared it with TLC. That was in his contract--the one he chose to violate. Right now he's sitting around collecting a check from TLC and still doing nothing. She's still under contract with TLC but she manages to find other opportunities to support her family. Kate is the only parent getting out there and actually working.
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Rhonda
May 12th, 2010 - 7:53:47 AM
Jon is a good guy but I think he couldn't handle the stress of the family life. Simply put, he was having an early mid-life crisis. Kate had to step up because Jon was becoming more self centered. Face it Jon is all about Jon. If Kate were doing what Jon is doing the kids would be in foster care. Give Kate a break! Jon's the one who baled cause he couldn't take the heat! Jon had the luxury of leaving, as most men do (cowards)! Kate may not have the best personality but I like her!
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DE
May 12th, 2010 - 11:11:41 AM
Enough already, Jon an kate had the eight kids now let them raise them like everyone else, get a job kate isnt the only woman in the world that has a large bunch of kids, she is no more special than any other woman, get a grip kate pull your big girl panties up, an get on with raising your kids, we are sick of kate an her eight, TLC has run the limit with kate,
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jpennington@ctc.net
May 12th, 2010 - 5:42:59 PM
If you don't like Kate why are you watching her. She works her butt off trying to keep thing together for her children. I think some of you would like to see her without food on the table. Shame on you, I think you are jealous and sick.
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