Remember those airport screeners that people were up in arms against for revealing too much of their bodies? And everyone who was embarrassed and ashamed that they haven’t worked out in ten years would have their privacy violated? Yeah, turns out there are side-effects.
Not radiation, or tumors, or football-shaped benign growths that’ll make you walk like an Egyptian duck. You might get made fun of by your superiors. Superiors that have already been picking on you all year, making inappropriate comments about your genitals, so you get the bright idea to beat them down with your nightstick. And I know this sounds like a group of scenes from Escape From New York, but it happened. Legitimately. A man beat down his superior because he was making fun of him for having a small penis, via an airport scanner. Which is an AWESOME way to get your name in the news.
Apparently Rolando Negrin has taken daily abuse from Hugo Osorno about his small wang, and he couldn’t take it any more, met him in the parking lot and beat him with a baton. Which won’t help with the wang jokes, because he’s got a lot of pent-up aggression.
Probably from his small penis.
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