Gabourey Sidibe Is Kinda A Bitch

By Mark Lorenz on May 7th, 2010

Remember a few months ago when everyone was up in arms about Gabourey Sidibe? How Howard Stern was so mean to make fun of her, how she was a precious flower and the new Mae West? Yeah. Kinda a bitch.

Though it’s to be expected. When you pluck somebody from obscurity, give her as much fame as she can muster, and a starring role in one of the happiest weep-fests of all time, she’s bound to get a little bratty. And you might be saying “You’re a jerk, who’s just being mean,” but this is corroborating from several different print sources. They’ve done studies as to why Gabby Sidibe is a bitch and how much she’s a bitch based on the bitchometer, and they’ve all exploded and started making donuts.

The Washington Post, Mediabistro, and Fishbowl all have stories of her bitchiness. To fans, of all people, who would ordinarily be running away terrified from someone like her from coming into Hollywood, for fear she would eat the walk of fame.

When asked for a picture, the less-than-enthused newbie star could barely crack a smile. One photo-seeking fan said jokingly, “that’s all you’re going to give me,” to the pouty Precious. Gabby responded, “you’ll get what I give you.”

Awww, yeah, Precious. Playing hardball. I can dig it.