He had a hunka-hunka-burning….mass of feces stuck in his body. That’s a disgusting visual. I want you to bask in it.
It’s sad whenever one of America’s trailblazing pioneers dies. It’s even sadder when it’s a figure as beloved and storied as Elvis died. It’s even sadder that’s been such a long time since he died, and his death was basically preventable, had he been less embarrassed about his pooping habits.
Elvis, you see, died of constipation. His pipes were blocked. His frequencies were jammed. His digestive tract was stretched out and angry like a woman giving birth to a baby she winds up hating. Elvis died of chronic constipation. So says his doctor, that traveled with the singer and icon, Nick Nichopoulos. Say it at once – HI, EVERYBODY. HI, DOCTOR NICK. Nick is promoting the book he’s written about his time with Elvis, entitled The King and Dr. Nick, about his time with the rock n’ roll legend. And he’s doing that by talking a lot about pooping.
After he died we weren’t sure (of the exact cause of death) so I continued to do some research and I had some doctors call me from different places and different med schools that were doing research on constipation and different problems you can get into with it. I just want to get the story straight.
And there you have it.
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