Sophie Turner

By James Sheldon on May 6th, 2010

Dadgumit!

I hate having to quell all these freakin’ web rumors, and he said she saids. I really feel it’s my social responsibility to dig to the bottom of the gossip and offer a slice of truth. All the fake news outlets are stating that Sophie Turner said that Kim Kardashian’s butt isn’t real.

Everyone is up in arms because the Australian super-type model, Sophie Turner is back in the states. If you’re reading this, then you know who she is. Her claim to fame has been a victory in an Australian model-search show, bikini-clad photos and strutting her stuff in fashionable clothing just like every model, yeah? Well, that and she has a law degree.

Upon her recent arrival to L.A., she was reminded of the fact that she has a particularly round butt by a classy fan. During this exchange, there was a comparison drawn. Apparently this fella stated that her backside put Kim Kardashian’s to shame. To this, Ms. Turner replied, “Mine’s real! It’s pure Aussie goodness!”

Now. A couple of things. 1.) I have no idea what that means. Does that mean she ate a lot of Kangaroo growing up–or developed curves going walkabout with an aboriginal guide? And 2.) While there may be an inference to draw from such a statement, never did she say, “Kim’s butt isn’t real.” OK, people!?

On the other side of the spectrum, perhaps she is throwing down the challenge. Perhaps, Sophie and Kim have co-conspired to have a Pay Per View “Butt-Off,” where they can split some sweet earnings. I’m just excited to see what happens next, who says what on Twitter, and which Kardashian sister comes to Kim’s rescue first. Oh wait. No I’m not.