Kendra Wilkinson Has A Sex Tape?

By Mark Lorenz on May 6th, 2010

AWW, LAWD. Stop the presses. A Playboy Playmate MIGHT have a sex-tape out. Oh, stars. Oh, planets. Oh, pearls I am currently clutching out of horror.

Kendra Wilkinson is the latest fixture on the E! network, along with fellow fame-whores Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Harry Kardashian, the sasquatch that lives in the forest off of berry preserves and leaves. She’s married to Hank Baskett, a football player – see, football players and famewhores go together like porkchops and whipped cream. And she’s supposedly shocked and appalled a tape like this could be leaked into the public, despite the fact that she was shopping around the tape a year before. So because somebody probably took her copy early and sold it before she could demand a bigger cut, she’s very disappointed.

I’m not an advocate of the apocalypse or anything, but isn’t a little suspect people sell tapes of themselves having sex to get themselves more famous? They don’t even have sex with important people to be famous anymore, they’re literally planning out methods to get more famous by releasing tapes of themselves having sex. That’s it. And it’s not like this is scandalous at all, people just plan on it happening, release it, and pretend like they’re shocked. Vivid is in talks to release the tape right now.

What I’m trying to say, Kendra Wilkinson, is that you’re kinda an idiot. It’s lucky that idiocy is packaged in a nice blonde body.

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