Miley Cyrus Would Totes Do Naked Scenes

By Mark Lorenz on May 3rd, 2010

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Good news for any of the pedophiles that are looking for Miley Cyrus nude pictures. I just tricked you, using SEO techniques and Google analytics. But Miley’s totally down for posing nude.

Hannah Montana, the series that shot Miley Cyrus into superstardom, and was Disney’s flagship tween sitcom is taking its final bow this year. Which will be a good thing – as Miley Cyrus will be relegated to starring in films that have been specifically adapted to launch her star – like Nicholas Sparks’ last bomb. Or singing, which she doesn’t really want to do anymore. So, basically, this is the last year where we’ll have to watch Miley Cyrus on entertainment programs plugging her latest projects. Which may or may not include her posing naked. According to her.

It depends what the film is. If it’s something that’s classy – it just depends on the circumstances.

Because Miley Cyrus would do nude scenes. Who really cares? Miley Cyrus will eventually get naked. If it’s in a Tiffany-styled Playboy spread, 10 years after she stops being relevant, or the sex tape that’ll be released in the same amount of time, you will eventually see Miley Cyrus’ titties. Her name is Miley Cyrus. Her dad sang Achy Breaky Heart. It’s amazing that she’s not smoking crack in every picture the press takes of her.

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