Recent Blogs

1. 

   Michael Flatley Shall Dance Again

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Lord Twigglelegs is going to go on tour again. And kick you in the head with another dose of pounding Irish dancing. And that’s the last time you’ll see the words pounding and Irish in the same sentence.
2. 

   South Park Is Censored After Death Threats From Islamists

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

   Awww, come on, Comedy Central. If we had to censor all of your programs in order of most likely to receive death threats, I think Carlos Mencia should outrank South Park at least by a little bit.
3. 

   Boobquake To Happen April 26th

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Boobquake is coming. And it’ll be a very good April 26th.
4. 

   Avatar To Be Rereleased In Theaters

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   Who says we’re moving fast as a culture? I dunno, when a movie that just came out can be rereleased less than a YEAR after it first appeared on the scene, and half a year after it appears on DVD, I think it’s a safe thing to assume.
5. 

   NFL Draft 2010 – Start Time

   Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

   The 2010 NFL Draft gets underway tonight, thrusting the first round into the primetime spotlight.
6. 

   Prematurely Ejaculate? Your Dad Probably Does As Well.

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 3 Comments

   How's that for an image? Yeah, bask in that. Swirl it around in your head.
7. 

   Kate Gosselin Makes Dancing With The Stars Her Bloodbath

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   And she's been eliminated. Well, it’s about time. I’ve seen seals with better senses of rhythm than Kate Gosselin. And better haircuts. And also, seals don’t get famous for pushing a bunch of babies out of them.
8. 

   David Archuleta Claims He’s Not Gay

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments

   Which, I don't believe. Not for a second. What, you're Mormon, were on American Idol, with an amazing voice and claiming you're not interested in the girls throwing themselves at you?
9. 

   Tiger Woods And Nickelback Suck Together

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   I know he couldn't possibly sink any lower in the public arena than he's at today -- but just when you think Tiger Woods is done surprising everyone, he surprises you.
10. 

    Coachella Flip Flop Dude

    Posted by James Sheldon – 1 Comment

    Nothing to say--Just watch this guy work his magic on a flip flop.

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