Recent Blogs

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   Lebanese Man To Be Put Do Death In Saudi Arabia For Sorcery

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   And everyone, everywhere, who ever loved Harry Potter wept bitter bitter tears. And then went to the new Harry Potter theme park. Where they ate ice cream, and wept more bitter bitter tears.
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   Elton John To Give Concert In Mayan Ruins

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Elton John is one of pop’s greatest treasures. He’s sold millions of records, his songs have stood the test of time, and he puts on some of the most theatrical shows you could hope to see. That being said, he’s pissing off Mayans.
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   Daily Link Roundup

   Posted by Mac Wilson – Leave A Comment

   With shady SkyMall spy products, whipped husbands in TV, 7 bad haircuts, funny crucifixes, 10 most expensive cities in the US, the keg stool, awesome ads, ballsiest pranks, 160 greatest Arnold quotes
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   Top 5 Things Charlie Sheen Could Do Instead Of Two & A Half Men

   Posted by Daniel Dominguez – Leave A Comment

   1. Wander aimlessly around a Goodwill: Charlie Sheen would definitely be capable of waking up early, eating a half-eaten old piece of pizza stuck to the couch...
5. 

   Lindsay Lohan Is Broke – Jobs Lindsay Lohan Could Do

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

   This is not news. This is inevitability. This is a star descending completely, and we’re going to be able to watch it. A Corey Feldman for our times.
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   Video of the Day – You’re Not a Single Lady

   Posted by Mac Wilson – 1 Comment

   Little boy jams out to Beyonce. Dad spoils the fun. Weeping ensues, but like a Full House episode, I'm sure they're a better family for it.
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   Photo of the Day – The Towel Request

   Posted by Mac Wilson – Leave A Comment

   I'm gonna say this is a legitimate neighborly request.
8. 

   Do Not Go To Mexico, Under Any Circumstances

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – 5 Comments

   Seriously. You should probably not vacation in Mexico at this point. Not for another ten years.
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   If Your Kids Get Molested, The Boy Scouts Think It’s Your Fault

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   At least, if it happens in Oregon. Because really, personal accountability in Oregon is apparently at an all-time low.
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    New Old Spice “Odor Blocker” Commercials Help Me Learn To Love Again

    Posted by Akela Talamasca – 2 Comments

    Old Spice commercials have seriously changed since the old days. But for the better; nay, for the best.

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