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Roger Waters To Perform The Entirety Of The Wall
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
I wish there was an emoticon that accurately depicted dropping a monocle and a seven-foot bong simultaneously. Because Roger Waters is going to go on tour with The Wall. In it’s entirety. And here is where I would insert it.
Steven Seagal Is A Creeper…
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
This might come as a shock to some of you all, but Steven Seagal MAY be a sleaze. Just maybe. That trail of ooze he leaves behind while doing aikido and starring in his own series where he’s a cop isn’t bread crumbs. It’s legitimate, Grade-A s [...]
Your Dogs Should Be Carrying Booze
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
Do you like dogs? Do you like drinking? Then you should probably be my friend. Also, buy products that encourage your dog to drink or look like he’s drinking. It’s not like you’re that much of a terrible role-model, your dog won’t remember i [...]
South Korea Has A Gaming Curfew?
Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment
File this under reasons why I wouldn't want to make an immediate move to Korea. In addition to the moving costs, possible higher cost of living, and giant robots. There are giant robots, aren’t there? I’d be disappointed if there weren’t.
Richard Dawkins Wants To Arrest The Pope
Posted by Mark Lorenz – 10 Comments
There’s one thing I love about prominent soap-box steppers like Richard Dawkins. It’s that they’re very subtle and eloquent with their desires to change the status quo, never once going over the edge for the sake of theatrics…what’s that? [...]
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