Good news. If you’ve ever had a marathon of movies where you followed Monster’s Ball with Catwoman, you’re probably a huge Halle Berry fan. And you can stalk her now, without being chased down by attractive male models.
Halle Berry and her husband, Gabriel Aubrey, have split up. Which means we all have that much more of a chance with Halle Berry, as Gabriel Aubrey was, as mentioned previously, an attractive male model. But Jesus Christ, Halle Berry has gotten the short end of stick when it comes to dating people. She was with David Justice previously, who abused her, Eric Benet, who cheated on her, and now a model. Who has split up with her. Halle, try dating one of us normies. I guarantee you it’ll be waaaay more fun for you. We’d put in more of an effort, wouldn’t have a wandering eye, and wouldn’t treat you like a baseball. There are people out there – such as rising rap-artists — who dedicate entire songs to you. Go for somebody less famous.
Less famous = less drama for you = a happy Halle Berry. And every time Halle Berry smiles, an angel gets their wings. And a film franchise crashes into a tree.
Comments
Corey Pfahlert
May 12th, 2010 - 2:52:38 AM
I thought Halle Berry was in a really loving relationship with hopes of a long-term marriage. Looks like there are not such things as blissful marriages such as ours any longer - twenty years wed and even now cheerful.
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